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“The firemen’s strike of 1978 made possible one
of the great animal rescue attempts of all time. 
Valiantly, the British Army had taken over
emergency fire-fighting and on 14th January they
were called out by an elderly lady in South
London to retrieve her cat which had become
trapped up a tree.  They arrived with impressive
haste and soon discharged their duty.  So
grateful was the lady that she invited them all
in for tea.  Driving off later, with fond
farewells completed, they ran over the cat and
killed it.”
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The Least Successful Animal Rescue -
from “The Book of Heroic Failures” -
comedic / irony
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